TOP TEN things that show you are Italian. (Gospel Prism)
Chapter 4 of Gospel Prism refers to Dante’s Inferno. The authors of each have Italian blood. Dante turns 750 this year.
TOP TEN things that might tell you that you are of Italian descent.
10) You love The Godfather, the Pope, The Sopranos, Ferrara’s and Ferrari’s.
9) You feel you are a Latino when you hear salsa music.
8) You read Dante’s Inferno for the way he can hold a grudge.
7) You know the Italian word for that is vendetta.
6) You love to cook for groups of people.
5) You like to give your opinion to groups of people.
4) Even when you are on the phone, you talk with your hands.
3) This goes double for hands-free devices.
2) When you talk about your mother, your Jewish friends ask you if you are Jewish.
1) You have at least two uncles named Tony.
Chapter 4 of Gospel Prism refers to Dante’s Inferno.